- 00 - Instructions
- 01 - On Filling an Ink-Well
- 02 - Old Thoughts for Christmas
- 03 - Christmas Cards
- 04 - On Unanswering Letters
- 05 - A Letter to Father Time
- 06 - What Men Live By
- 07 - The Unnatural Naturalist
- 08 - Sitting in the Barber's Chair
- 09 - Brown Eyes and Equinoxes
- 10 - 163 Innocent Old Men
- 11 - A Tragic Smell in Marathon
- 12 - Bullied by the Birds
- 13 - A Message for Boonville
- 14 - Making Marathon Safe for the Urchin
- 15 - The Smell of Smells
- 16 - A Japanese Bachelor
- 17 - Two Days We Celebrate
- 18 - The Urchin at the Zoo
- 19 - Fellow Craftsmen
- 20 - The Key Ring
- 21 - 'Owd Bob' - Chapter 1 - Introduces Our Hero
- 22 - 'Owd Bob' - Chapter 2 - Our Hero Begins a Career
- 23 - 'Owd Bob' - Chapter 3 - In Which Our Hero Darts Off at a Tangent
- 24 - 'Owd Bob' - Chapter 4 - Our Hero's Book and Heart Shall Never Part
- 25 - 'Owd Bob' - Chapter 5 - Further Oscillations of Our Hero
- 26 - 'Owd Bob' - Chapter 6 - Our Hero Finds a Steady Job
- 27 - The Apple That No One Ate
- 28 - As To Rumors
- 29 - Our Mothers
- 30 - Greeting to American Anglers
- 31 - Mrs. Izaak Walton Writes a Letter to Her Mother
- 32 - Truth
- 33 - The Tragedy of Washington Square
- 34 - If Mr. Wilson Were the Weather Man
- 35 - Syntax for Cynics: A Grammar of the Feminine Language
- 36 - The Truth at Last: An Extract From Martha Washington's Diary
- 37 - Fixed Ideas
- 38 - Trials of a President Traveling Abroad
- 39 - Diary of a Publisher's Office Boy
- 40 - The Dog's Commandments
- 41 - The Value of Criticism
- 42 - A Marriage Service for Commuters
- 43 - The Sunny Side of Grub Street
- 44 - Burial Service for a Newspaper Joke
- 45 - Advice to Those Visiting a Baby
- 46 - Abou Ben Woodrow
- 47 - My Magnificent System
- 48 - Letters to Cynthia 1: In Praise of Boobs
- 49 - Letters to Cynthia 2: Simplification
- 50 - To An Unknown Damsel
- 51 - Thoughts on Setting an Alarm Clock
- 52 - Songs in a Shower Bath: Hot Water and Cold Water
- 53 - On Dedicating a New Teapot
- 54 - The Unforgivable Syntax
- 55 - Visiting Poets
- 56 - A Good Home in the Suburbs
- 57 - Walt Whitman Miniatures, Part 1
- 58 - Walt Whitman Miniatures, Part 2
- 59 - Walt Whitman Miniatures, Part 3
- 60 - On Doors
Mince Pie is a compilation of humorous sketches, poetry, and essays written by Christopher Morley. Morley sets the tone in the preface: "If one asks what excuse there can be for prolonging the existence of these trifles, my answer is that there is no excuse. But a copy on the bedside shelf may possibly pave the way to easy slumber. Only a mind "debauched by learning" (in Doctor Johnson's phrase) will scrutinize them too anxiously." (Summary from preface and by lubee930)
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