Nye and Riley's Wit and Humor

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James Whitcomb Riley, Bill Nye 1905
English
  • Biographical
  • Why it was done
  • Where He First Met His Parents
  • Never Talk Back
  • The Gruesome Ballad of Mr. Squincher
  • Anecdotes of Jay Gould
  • A Fall Crick View of the Earthquake
  • August
  • Julius Caesar in Town
  • His First Womern
  • This Man Jones
  • How to Hunt the Fox
  • The Boy Friend
  • A Letter of Acceptance
  • In the Afternoon
  • The Rise and Fall of William Johnson
  • From Delphi to Camden
  • The Grammatical Boy
  • Craqueodoom
  • The Chemist of the Carolinas
  • His Crazy-Bone
  • Prying Open the Future
  • Mr. Silberberg
  • Spirits at Home
  • Healthy but out of the Race
  • Lines
  • Me and Mary
  • Niagara Falls from the Nye Side
  • 'Curly Locks!'
  • Lines on Turning Over a Pass
  • That Night
  • The Truth about Methuselah
  • A Black Hills Episode
  • The Rossville Lecture Course
  • The Tar-heel Cow
  • A Character
  • The Diary of Darius T. Skinner
  • The Man in the Moon
  • His Christmas Sled
  • Her Tired Hands
  • Ezra House
  • 'Oh, Wilhelmina, Come Back!'
  • A Hint of Spring
  • A Treat Ode
  • 'Our Wife'
  • My Bachelor Chum
  • The Philanthropical Jay
  • 'A Brave Refrain'
  • A Blasted Snore
  • Good-bye er Howdy-do
  • Society Gurgs From Sandy Mush
  • While Cigarettes to Ashes Turn
  • Says He
  • Where the Roads Are Engaged in Forking
  • McFeeters' Fourth
  • In a Box
  • Seeking to Set the Public Right
  • A Dose't of Blues
  • Wanted, a Fox
  • Sutters Claim
  • Seeking to Be Identified
  • The Old Cider Mill
"What this country needs, aside from a new Indian policy and a style of poison for children which will be liable to kill rats if they eat it by accident, is a Railway Guide which will be just as good two years ago as it was next spring—a Railway Guide, if you please, which shall not be cursed by a plethora of facts, or poisoned with information—a Railway Guide that shall be rich with doubts and lighted up with miserable apprehensions. In other Railway Guides, pleasing fancy, poesy and literary beauty, have been throttled at the very threshold of success, by a wild incontinence of facts, figures, asterisks and references to meal stations. For this reason a guide has been built at our own shops and on a new plan. It is the literary piece de resistance of the age in which we live. It will not permit information to creep in and mar the reader's enjoyment of the scenery. It contains no railroad map which is grossly inaccurate. It has no time-table in it which has outlived its uselessness. It does not prohibit passengers from riding on the platform while the cars are in motion. It permits every one to do just as he pleases and rather encourages him in taking that course." - Bill Nye

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